Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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