So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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