the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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