Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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