Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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