just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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