ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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