people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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