frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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