The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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