She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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