i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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