just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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