Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I wear drunk well.
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