We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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