What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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