Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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