am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I need to calm my uterus...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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