Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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