I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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