the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You have to summon your inner elephant
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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