i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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