After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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