So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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