Grow some girl-balls and come out already
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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