I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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