I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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