Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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