dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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