Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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