is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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