Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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