he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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