omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
