they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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