sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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