I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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