I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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