...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
there is another microwave in the elevator.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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