He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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