we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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