im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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