did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i dont even know how to be here
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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