ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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