i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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