Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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