Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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