Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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