On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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