I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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