I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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