I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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