God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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