OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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