Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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