Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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