I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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